Poems

**There once was an ape in a zoo**

**Who looked out through the bars and saw //__YOU!__//**

**Do you think it's fair**

**To give poor apes a scare?**

**I think it's a mean thing to do.** There was a young lady of Cork, Whose Pa made a fortune in pork; He bought for his daughter A tutor who taught her To balance green peas on her fork.



[] CINQUAINS A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, "Is it harder to toot, or.." "To tutor two tutors to toot?"


 * [[file:The Monkey House.doc]]